What a drag it is getting old

"Man, am I feeling slow today. The bases are further apart, I think. Either that, or I'm getting older. My pants ain't fittin' right, it feels like I've got a load pulling me backwards! Damn, I don't know how many more of these spring trainings I can go through!"

"Wait, what the...OK, who's the wise guy who attached a damn parachute to my pants? Was that you, Belle? C'mon, Manny, fess up!"

Self-help group

You would think that once these guys get to the majors, they would know how to do these things. Or, maybe, they make WAAYYY too much money and have to pay someone to do it for them (as well as wiping their tushes and soaping their backs!)

  

 

In all fairness to Mr. Vaughn, it looks like the crack medical staff is helping him get his contact lens straight. At least he really requires help!

Name That Mariner

OK, who can tell me which is the REAL Mariner pictured in this image? No checking through Beckett. Let's see which one of you really knows your baseball.

Don't ask me - I would never have been able to guess which one was correct. I'll give the answer in the comments.

Penny Lane