What a drag it is getting old

"Man, am I feeling slow today. The bases are further apart, I think. Either that, or I'm getting older. My pants ain't fittin' right, it feels like I've got a load pulling me backwards! Damn, I don't know how many more of these spring trainings I can go through!"

"Wait, what the...OK, who's the wise guy who attached a damn parachute to my pants? Was that you, Belle? C'mon, Manny, fess up!"

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